This Is A Cortisol Cocktail Hat
A cortisol cocktail is a real drink from the wellness internet -- orange juice, coconut water, sea salt, mixed and consumed for adrenal reasons. Said out loud in any other context, it sounds like something that would raise your cortisol, not lower it. That gap is the whole joke. Spruce green with white stitching, best worn while holding something with electrolytes in it.
High-quality embroidered dad hat.
Product Details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Every hat is embroidered to order and ships in 2–5 business days. US shipping is $4.90 — free on orders over $49 with code FREESHIP.
Questions about an order? See our refund policy or email info@nichemerch.co.
Size & Fit
One size fits most. Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel dad hat with a 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown and an adjustable strap with antique buckle.
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