Everything Raises My Cortisol Hat
The load-bearing complaint of an entire wellness era. Once cortisol became the explanation for everything, everything became a cortisol trigger -- coffee, cardio, email, the news, standing up too fast. It is a closed loop, and the loop is very funny. Cranberry with white stitching, for people who have read enough about stress to be stressed about it.
High-quality embroidered dad hat.
Product Details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Every hat is embroidered to order and ships in 2–5 business days. US shipping is $4.90 — free on orders over $49 with code FREESHIP.
Questions about an order? See our refund policy or email info@nichemerch.co.
Size & Fit
One size fits most. Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel dad hat with a 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown and an adjustable strap with antique buckle.
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