My Cortisol Is High Hat
Cortisol went from a hormone your doctor mentions to the internet's all-purpose villain, blamed for puffiness, bad sleep, belly fat and general vibes. My cortisol is high is now less a medical claim than a mood -- a way of saying you are stressed without saying you are stressed. Black crown, white stitching, big enough to read across a room you would rather leave.
High-quality embroidered dad hat.
Product Details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Every hat is embroidered to order and ships in 2–5 business days. US shipping is $4.90 — free on orders over $49 with code FREESHIP.
Questions about an order? See our refund policy or email info@nichemerch.co.
Size & Fit
One size fits most. Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel dad hat with a 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown and an adjustable strap with antique buckle.
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