Performative Male Hat
The performative male doesn't lift, he curates. Somewhere in 2025 the internet noticed a specific guy: matcha in hand, tote bag on shoulder, a paperback he genuinely might have read, headphones with a cord. Cities started holding actual performative male contests, with judges. This hat skips the audition and states the credential outright, which is either the most performative move available or the only honest one. Stone crown, black stitching, no irony surcharge.
High-quality embroidered dad hat.
Product Details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Every hat is embroidered to order and ships in 2–5 business days. US shipping is $4.90 — free on orders over $49 with code FREESHIP.
Questions about an order? See our refund policy or email info@nichemerch.co.
Size & Fit
One size fits most. Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel dad hat with a 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown and an adjustable strap with antique buckle.
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