I'm Not Performative I Actually Like Matcha Hat
The defense nobody asked for, offered anyway. There is a real and unwinnable argument inside the performative male discourse: what happens when you actually do like the thing? Genuine enthusiasm and elaborate performance are visually identical from the outside, and protesting the difference is itself a bit suspicious. Set in italic serif and lowercase, so it reads like a text you sent and immediately regretted. Khaki, black thread.
High-quality embroidered dad hat.
Product Details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Every hat is embroidered to order and ships in 2–5 business days. US shipping is $4.90 — free on orders over $49 with code FREESHIP.
Questions about an order? See our refund policy or email info@nichemerch.co.
Size & Fit
One size fits most. Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel dad hat with a 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown and an adjustable strap with antique buckle.
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