Matcha. Tote Bag. Feminist Literature. Hat
Three nouns, one whole personality. The performative male starter pack got compressed into a list so recognisable it stopped needing a punchline -- everyone knows the guy, several of us are the guy. Stating it flatly, with periods, is funnier than any joke you could build on top. Light blue with navy stitching, worn best while ordering something ceremonial-grade.
High-quality embroidered dad hat.
Product Details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Every hat is embroidered to order and ships in 2–5 business days. US shipping is $4.90 — free on orders over $49 with code FREESHIP.
Questions about an order? See our refund policy or email info@nichemerch.co.
Size & Fit
One size fits most. Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel dad hat with a 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown and an adjustable strap with antique buckle.
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