I'm Engaging With You As A Human Being. Why Would I Deceive You? Hat
The full line, not the clip everyone quotes. In the A24 teaser Holmes does not simply deny deceiving Nathan Fielder — she first offers, unprompted, that she is engaging with him as a human being, which is not a thing a human being has ever needed to say. Set in lowercase PT Serif at conversational volume, three lines, black on stone. The joke is that it refuses to abbreviate.
High-quality embroidered dad hat.
Product Details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Every hat is embroidered to order and ships in 2–5 business days. US shipping is $4.90 — free on orders over $49 with code FREESHIP.
Questions about an order? See our refund policy or email info@nichemerch.co.
Size & Fit
One size fits most. Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel dad hat with a 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown and an adjustable strap with antique buckle.
Customize your own hat
Remix this design with HatGPT
