I Am The Designated Hitter Hat
A real position, held here by somebody whose fielding has been quietly discussed by the captain. Orange slab on khaki. The designated hitter is the most beer-league role in all of sport: fully legitimate, and everybody knows why you have it.
High-quality embroidered dad hat.
Product Details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Every hat is embroidered to order and ships in 2–5 business days. US shipping is $4.90 — free on orders over $49 with code FREESHIP.
Questions about an order? See our refund policy or email info@nichemerch.co.
Size & Fit
One size fits most. Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel dad hat with a 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown and an adjustable strap with antique buckle.
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