Goose Hat
Green camo is supposed to help you blend in, but this hat refuses to do the same. Features the singular name of nature's most aggressive flying menace for those who choose chaos over peace. Wear it when you are ready to hiss at minor inconveniences and demand a bribe from anyone walking past your porch.
High-quality embroidered dad hat.
Product Details
- 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Every hat is embroidered to order and ships in 2–5 business days. US shipping is $4.90 — free on orders over $49 with code FREESHIP.
Questions about an order? See our refund policy or email info@nichemerch.co.
Size & Fit
One size fits most. Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel dad hat with a 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown and an adjustable strap with antique buckle.
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