Gatekeeper Against Slop Hat
$35.00 USD
$29.99 USD
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Hat color:
Dark Grey
Thread color:
White
Design text:
GATEKEEPER AGAINST SLOP
Typeface:
Raleway Bold
Text layout:
Straight
Free shipping over $49
Made to order
Ships in 2–5 business days
For the curator of high digital standards and sworn enemy of automated nonsense. Worn by those who refuse to let the feed run them over, this dark grey canvas is your badge of honor in an internet drowning in generative sludge. Wear it proudly when you are manually vetting every link, email, and idea.
High-quality embroidered dad hat.
Product Details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- 6 embroidered eyelets
- 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown
- Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Shipping & Returns
Every hat is embroidered to order and ships in 2–5 business days. US shipping is $4.90 — free on orders over $49 with code FREESHIP.
Questions about an order? See our refund policy or email info@nichemerch.co.
Size & Fit
One size fits most. Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel dad hat with a 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown and an adjustable strap with antique buckle.
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