Zombie Apocalypse Hats

The zombie apocalypse plan is a real thing people have. A YouGov poll found 14 percent of Americans have one, including 24 percent of Millennials, and the CDC's tongue-in-cheek "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse" post went viral enough that its blog servers crashed. The agency's own line was that if you are ready for zombies, you are ready for hurricanes and flooding. The film Zombieland gave the plan its rulebook: Rule #1 is Cardio, Rule #2 is Double Tap, Columbus's list reaches 33 rules, and Twinkies are the little thing worth enjoying. And since at least May 2011 the internet has agreed on the best safe house: Costco, with its concrete walls, years of supplies, and a membership card the zombies do not have. These zombie apocalypse hats are for the person with the plan and the backup plan. Two badges name the apocalypse and the hunter. The rest cover response teams, a survival kit of crowbar, canned beans and Twinkies, the Costco safe house, and a zombie plan better organized than a retirement plan. COSTCO IS MY ZOMBIE SAFE HOUSE and ZOMBIE RULE #1: CARDIO each come in a second colorway. Horror Movie Fan Hats cover slashers and practical effects; this page is the planning side, for the dad who has mapped the route and checked it twice. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat.