Worship Team & Praise Band Hats

Contemporary worship bands are one of the most gently roasted groups in church life. Blimey Cow's "How to Write a Worship Song (In 5 Minutes or Less)" passed 213,000 views within days of going up, helped along by its deadpan rule that every good worship song only needs four chords, plus one more in the bridge if you are feeling especially artistic. The Babylon Bee ran its own bit about a worship team replaced by an animatronic band, noting the old bassist was never turned up in the house anyway. And anyone who has walked into a small worship center has seen the Plexiglas shield around the drums, a standard setup that sound engineers write whole articles about. These Worship Team and Praise Band hats are written in that same register, from the stage side. The badges carry the search terms, WORSHIP TEAM, WORSHIP LEADER and PRAISE BAND. The sentence designs go to the drummer in the plexiglass box, the bassist who finds God hears what the house mix does not, the tambourine, the delay pedal and the spontaneous worship that is somehow already in the set list. Existing worship merch tends to be sincere, so a funny insider hat fills a real gap. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to rehearsal, or give it to the musician who holds the whole Sunday set together.