White Elephant Gift Exchange Hats

White elephant is an open-steal gift exchange: any gift can be stolen a capped number of times, commonly two, before the holder keeps it for good. Dirty Santa is the same game under its regional name, searched on its own by players who grew up calling it that. The documented best strategy is to go last, since the final player gets first pick of everything already unwrapped, and game-theory writeups agree a $15 gift everyone wants to steal beats a $50 gift that lands with a thud. This collection is the game itself, not the office party around it: a separate, huge search ('white elephant gift ideas') from Office Holiday Party Hats, which covers the party. Badges name the game and its strategic players; sentence designs carry the self-referential joke about the hat itself getting regifted, the professional regifter's pride, and the repeated steal-no-steal-steal chant of the game's actual mechanic. REGIFT RESPONSIBLY is already a proven phrase on Amazon regifter merchandise, reused here as the collection's own warning label. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Bring one as the gift that starts the steal chain, or wear one to the party as a declaration of intent.