Wedding Guest Hats

The average American wedding crossed $33,900 this year, and the guests are not getting off lightly either — travel, lodging, attire and gift now run most attendees several hundred dollars a wedding, and a meaningful share spend over a thousand. Multiply that by a peak-season autumn where three of your friends picked the same six weekends and you have a genuine financial event. This collection says the quiet part out loud without saying it to the couple. Nobody here is insulting anyone's big day: the joke is on the calendar, the airfare and the person who keeps saying yes. MY FRIENDS NEED TO STOP GETTING MARRIED, I CAN'T AFFORD ANY MORE WEDDINGS is the anchor. I COMPLAIN ABOUT WEDDINGS AND GO TO ALL OF THEM is the honest footnote. PROFESSIONAL WEDDING GUEST comes in gold thread, because the credential is imaginary. Ten colorways across sans, serif and italic — the weary sentences are set in serif lowercase, the demands in bold caps. Good for the bachelor party, the group chat, or wearing to brunch on day three when you have stopped pretending.