Warhammer & Mini Painting Hats

Tabletop wargaming and miniature painting is a large, devoted adult hobby, and the people inside it have their own running jokes long before anyone outside it notices the hobby's recent crossover boost. These hats carry both halves of that voice. WARHAMMER and MINI PAINTER name the hobby and the person inside it plainly, no punchline required. The sentence designs carry the community's actual in-jokes: PILE OF SHAME is the hobby's own term for every unbuilt kit still sitting in its box, pushed to its logical extreme in MY PILE OF SHAME HAS A PILE OF SHAME, and TWO THIN COATS is the oldest, most-repeated piece of painting advice in the hobby, worn now as a badge instead of instruction. IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY WAR and THE EMPEROR PROTECTS carry the 40k setting's own voice, worn as a declaration rather than a quote. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD takes the Chaos-worshipping battle cry and turns it into a general badge of devotion to the hobby itself, and I LICK MY BRUSH AND I'M NOT SORRY owns up to a bad painting habit nearly every mini painter still has. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. The two strongest lines, PILE OF SHAME and BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, each get a second colorway. Pick the one that matches your actual backlog, or the one that matches your allegiance.