Vegan & Plant-Based Hats

How do you know someone is vegan? They'll tell you. It is the joke every vegan has heard, and this collection tells it first. Gallup's 2023 poll put vegans at 1% of American adults, a small group that has heard every joke about itself. I'M VEGAN, I WAS LEGALLY REQUIRED TO TELL YOU owns the stereotype outright. I GET ENOUGH PROTEIN THANKS answers the protein question, which vegans have been fielding with comebacks since at least a 2013 tweet that later ended up on Etsy tees, and it is set in lowercase serif italic because that is how the answer actually comes out. I EAT PLANTS AND JUDGE NO ONE (OUT LOUD) keeps the quiet part in parentheses, and VEGAN BEFORE IT WAS COOL claims seniority on the strength of a lentil. KALE YEAH and MY FOOD IS GROWN NOT BORN are proven lines, both already listed among Zazzle's funny vegan shirts, and the plain VEGAN and PLANT BASED badges cover everyone who just wants the word. An NBC essay described 25 years of family Thanksgiving jokes about one vegan's plate of tofu and kale; every line here points at the wearer instead, so these hats work at a cookout as well as a farmers market. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and I'M VEGAN and VEGAN BEFORE IT WAS COOL each come in a second colorway.