Vasectomy Hats

The dad who just got snipped is the easy gift: his wife, his brother or the group chat buys the hat, and he wears it with total pride. More than 500,000 American men a year choose a vasectomy, a procedure of about 20 minutes, and urologists have long pitched March as the time to do it, so a man can recover on the couch with the basketball tournament on. One urology program's Vas Madness came with free recovery kits, and the Idaho Urologic Institute offered free pizza. Vasectomy parties are now a trend, with yard signs, cakes and care baskets, and the vocabulary is settled: snip snip, shooting blanks, and the bag of frozen peas that one forum poster said did more for the pain than the drugs. The set opens with the one-word badge, VASECTOMY. SNIP SNIP HOORAY is the slogan one wife put on her husband's care basket, and SNIPPED BUT STILL EQUIPPED is the reassurance every patient wants on record. RETIRED BABY MAKER and NO MORE SEQUELS announce the end of fatherhood. IT TAKES BALLS TO GET A VASECTOMY is the bravado, 100% JUICE NO SEEDS has been iced onto a Happy Vasectomy cake, and NEUTERED AND VACCINATED borrows from the vet clinic. I LOVE MY KIDS, THAT'S WHY I GOT A VASECTOMY is the sincere one, and I CAME FOR THE VASECTOMY, I STAYED FOR THE FROZEN PEAS is the recovery-week confession. Every hat is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat.