Turkey Fryer Hats

Thanksgiving is the top day of the year for home cooking fires. The NFPA estimated 1,446 of them on Thanksgiving 2023, 388 percent above the daily average, and every November fire departments stage how-not-to-fry-a-turkey demonstrations to make the point. The guy with the deep fryer goes ahead anyway: peanut oil at 350 degrees, three and a half minutes per pound, an ABC extinguisher within reach. The old line says it is not Thanksgiving until someone's eyebrows get singed off, and these hats are written in that voice. Turkey Fryer Hats are for the person who knows the risk and does it anyway. Two badges carry the searched phrases, Turkey Fryer and Deep Fried Turkey Guy. The sentence designs tell it straight: the missing eyebrows, the driveway frying done for everyone's safety, the fire department that knows him by his turkey, the safety message turned around to fry the turkey and not the garage, the briefing before the burner, the blast radius. It sits beside Thanksgiving Host Hats and Turkey Trot Hats but covers a different job: the fryer, not the table or the race. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the driveway, or give one to whoever holds the basket every year.