Trophy Husband & Trophy Wife Hats

A trophy husband, in the definition marriage.com gives, is a man admired primarily for his appearance, charm or social presence, and in the joke register it is the man who looks amazing and sits at home all day. The phrase already sells hard in this market: a leather-patch Trophy Husband trucker hat at $25, a Funny Valentine trucker hat from CafePress, tees reading Trophy Husband No. 1 Hubby Award and Being a Trophy Husband Is Exhausting, even a Trophy Husband mounted-fish tee sold as an anniversary and Father's Day gift. These Trophy Husband and Trophy Wife hats take the frame further by asking what a trophy actually is: gold-plated plastic, something kept for display only, a first place in a field of one. Sentence designs follow the shirt copy that praises the guy who does the dishes and expects a parade for it, and the wife side flips the label into a self-awarded, 24 karat, high maintenance badge. No standalone Trophy Wife hat listing turned up in the market, so that half of the set fills an open gap. Every line is worn by the person it describes, never aimed at someone else: the Trophy Wife designs are self-awarded, which is how the joke stays affectionate. Each hat is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Gift one to the husband who deserves a parade, or buy the wife version for yourself.