Toddler Mom Hats

Threenager has been mainstream parenting shorthand for defiant three-year-olds for over a decade, which is exactly the shorthand this collection runs on. TODDLER MOM and TODDLER DAD anchor the search term, and THREENAGER WRANGLER gives the job its own title, in a second colorway for the days that call for it twice. The rest of the set covers the specific, recognizable flashpoints of the job: the daily standoff that gets summed up as I DO NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS, I HAVE A TODDLER (a well-worn parenting-novelty line that earns a second colorway here too), the unsolved mystery of WHY IS IT STICKY, and the exact sandwich specification, CRUSTS OFF TRIANGLES ONLY, that keeps the peace at snack time. Bluey's outsized adult fanbase and the parents-cry-at-Bluey phenomenon have made it to mainstream entertainment coverage, and I CRY AT EVERY EPISODE OF BLUEY admits it without shame. I'M JUST THE SNACK DEALER rounds out the set with the job title nobody applied for. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Pick one for the parent still finding goldfish crackers in their car a year from now.