Timeshare Hats

Timeshare owners and timeshare presentation survivors share one joke world, and both are on these hats. The owner side runs on forced vacation and maintenance fees that never end: the fees are annual and owed whether or not the unit is used, and the FTC's own website admits the market is overcrowded and "it might be hard, if not impossible, to sell a timeshare." The other side belongs to the deal hunter who sits through a pitch billed at 90 minutes, sometimes stretched to hours, for the free stuff: show tickets in Las Vegas, Disney passes in Orlando, resort credits, Visa gift cards. Then they leave signing nothing. The Timeshare Users Group already sells "I Paid More for This Shirt Than My Timeshare" and "end my sales presentation early" uniform shirts and hats to its own community, which is proof this audience wears the joke. These timeshare hats cover the badge, the hostage situation with a pool, the question every escapee wants to ask ("Am I being detained or am I free to go?"), and the free-tickets exit. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to check-in, or give one to the owner who still pays the fees.