Tequila Hats

Tequila carries a lifestyle larger than the bottle: agave treated as a vegetable, the chant that ends every good night out, and the long argument over whether the morning after is the spirit's fault or the drinker's own. This collection leans into all of it. TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD takes the pun built into the name and makes it the whole joke; ONE TEQUILA TWO TEQUILA THREE TEQUILA FLOOR rewrites the familiar bar chant as a badge for anyone who has ever ended a night exactly that way. RANCH WATER names the West Texas standby of tequila, lime, and sparkling water, for drinkers who know the difference between that and the margarita crowd. SPICY MARG anchors the cocktail side, while TEQUILA and SALT / LIME / TEQUILA cover the bare basics for anyone who wants the spirit named plainly, recipe and all. The rest of the set plays out the two honest arguments every tequila drinker eventually has: that it counts as vegetables in a glass (I GET MY VEGETABLES FROM TEQUILA), that it did nothing wrong (TEQUILA DID NOTHING WRONG), and that the hangover is a tax worth paying (SALT THE RIM NOT THE WOUND). TEQUILA SUNRISE TO TEQUILA SUNSET closes the loop on a day that starts and ends with the same drink. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Pick one for your own bar cart, or hand one to whoever always orders the shots.