Taurus Hats

Taurus is the fixed earth sign ruled by Venus, and its symbol is the bull. The internet has boiled the sign down to a short list of themes: stubbornness, food, napping, comfort and routine. Zodiac caption roundups from Romper and YourTango supply the register: "Bullheaded and proud," "Taurus always gives two choices: take it or leave it," "I'll be taking my business elsewhere," and a quiet one about staying home instead of going big. Taurus season arrives in late April and runs into May, and r/Taurusgang has about 32,000 members. Sign hats today are mostly symbol and logo caps, with Redbubble selling Taurus slogans like "Nap First, Talk Later" and "Eat. Rest. Repeat," so the line that speaks for the bull is still open space. These Taurus hats cover both ends of the sign. Two badges, TAURUS and TAURUS SEASON, hold the search terms. The sentence designs wear the stubbornness as a flag: I will not be moved, bullheaded, take it or leave it, and the lazy luxury of expensive taste with a nap schedule. The business-elsewhere and go-home lines come straight from the sign's own quote culture, with no apology attached. I will not be moved and the expensive taste line each get a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one if you are the bull in the room, or give one to the Taurus friend who has ordered the same thing every time since you met.