Tattoo Hats

These hats are for people who are not just someone with a tattoo. One collector told MEL Magazine there is a difference between having a tattoo and being tattooed, and that being tattooed becomes part of your identity. TATTOOED and HEAVILY TATTOOED are that claim as plain badges, with FULLY SLEEVED and TATTOOED AND EMPLOYED beside them; another collector in the same piece calls their sleeves a passport, because almost everywhere they go people want to know them. The rest of the set answers the questions strangers ask. A HuffPost piece on tattooed older people quotes the classic one, don't you ever think what it will look like when you're old, and MY TATTOOS WILL LOOK AMAZING IN THE NURSING HOME answers it with total confidence. A 2023 Pew Research Center survey found about a quarter of tattooed Americans regret at least one, which is the honest footnote in I DON'T REGRET ANY TATTOO (EXCEPT ONE). TATTOOS ARE STUPID already sells as an embroidered foam trucker cap and only works on someone visibly covered, and I HAD NO IDEA THESE TATTOOS WERE PERMANENT is a deadpan already sold on tattoo shirts. I GOT A TATTOO TO COVER MY OTHER TATTOO is the cover-up told by someone who needed one, and I'M RUNNING OUT OF SKIN admits where all of this is headed. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and the cover-up and permanence lines each come in a second colorway.