Tall People Hats

Tall people field the same three questions on a loop, every day, from strangers: do you play basketball, how's the weather up there, can you reach that. This page answers all three on a hat instead of out loud. YES I'M TALL, NO I DON'T PLAY BASKETBALL is the single most common tall-person comeback; THE WEATHER UP HERE IS GREAT takes the other stock question and turns it into a brag instead of a shrug. The grievances here are aimed at objects, never at the people doing the asking: doorframes as a natural enemy, airplane exit rows as something owed, six-foot-six paired with an unlikely fear of spiders for contrast. TALL PERSON TOP SHELF SERVICES and TALL I AM THE MEETING SPOT both turn the height into a function other people rely on, which is the throughline of the page: the body is the joke, but the wearer is never the butt of someone else's line. No live collection in the catalogue owns height as its own identity, so TALL GUY and TALL GIRL open the page as plain, unclaimed badges rather than a reference to anything already selling. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. The two strongest non-basic lines, YES I'M TALL NO I DON'T PLAY BASKETBALL and DOORFRAMES ARE MY NATURAL ENEMY, each get a second colorway. Buy the one that matches the question you get asked most.