Sunday School Teacher Hats

The Sunday school answer is a church-press staple: the old joke is that the correct answer to any question a Sunday school teacher asks is Jesus, and Wikipedia's entry on the phrase defines it as the kind of answer one might give to a child. Anyone raised in church knows the rest of the kit too: the flannelgraph with its little flannel people arranged on a cloth background, the cookie in one hand and milk in the other, the kid called up to be the Jesus-moving-kid, and the craft glue and memory verses that fill a teacher's Sunday. Churches also keep a standing habit of thanking these volunteers with appreciation gifts and notes. These Sunday school teacher hats are for the people holding the room together. Two badges carry the search terms, Sunday School Teacher and Children's Ministry. The sentence designs carry the jokes: the answer that is always Jesus, a Noah's Ark craft taught to people who eat glue, the five thousand fed with one bag of goldfish crackers, David and Goliath told with sound effects. Sunday School Miracle Worker already sells as a shirt phrase, and it earns a second colorway here, as does the Sunday school answer line. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for your own classroom, or give one to the teacher who has earned it.