Spice Hoarder Hats

Spice hoarders are easy to spot in forum threads: an entire cabinet full plus a rack on the counter, a whole wall of spice racks in the pantry, over 60 spices and still counting. One poster found a tin of pumpkin pie spice with a sell-by date of September 20, 1986, among 26 expired items. Another hoards cardamom and saffron because they never want to run out of the type and quality they have. These hats are for that person. The badge names the habit. The sentence designs do the rest: three jars of cumin that are all necessary, a spice rack that needs a spice rack, the curator of a cabinet since 1998, a best-by date of 2009, and four cinnamons nobody can explain. SEASON IT UNTIL THE ANCESTORS WHISPER STOP borrows the Southern cooking joke about seasoning by feel and never measuring, the kitchen where it is not seasoned until you are sneezing. Nearby pages cover single seasonings (Garlic Lover, MSG & Umami) and one alphabetizing line on Clean Freak. This page is for the collector, the person who owns at least three of everything and a few multiples of the rest. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for your own cabinet, or give one to the cook whose spice drawer needs its own drawer.