Snowbird Hats

Every fall the snowbirds head south. The northern house gets closed up, the water gets shut off, the car gets loaded and the drive down I-75 or I-95 begins. From Thanksgiving to Easter they live somewhere it is eighty degrees, play golf and pickleball in January, and eat dinner early. Then there is the weather report. Every snowbird checks the forecast back home, and every snowbird sends it to the people still there, with a photo of the pool. Eighty-one here, twelve back home. You don't have to shovel heat. Winter, it turns out, was optional all along. These snowbird hats are for retirees wintering in Florida, Arizona and Texas, Winter Texans in the Rio Grande Valley, and anyone counting the days until they head south. Plain SNOWBIRD in a collegiate arch, the early bird special, the classics and a few lines of our own. A good retirement gift. Embroidered, unstructured dad hats, made to order.