Slot Machine & Casino Hats

Slot players have a language of their own, and this collection wears it. On the Las Vegas Advisor forums, regulars warn that some games require max bet to win the progressives, and one poster's sure-fire plan for a winning trip is to play pennies very slowly and grab as many freebie drinks as you can. SLOTS and VEGAS BABY are the plain badges for the trip. MY MACHINE IS DUE is gambler's logic stated as fact, whatever the random number generator says. I ONLY PLAY PENNY SLOTS AT $5 A SPIN is the joke about a denomination that sounds cheap: one forum regular put the average penny-slot max bet at about $3. I SAID MAX BET AND I MEANT IT is for the player who knows the top prize goes to full bets. HAND PAY is the badge for a jackpot casino staff pay by hand, which in the US normally means slot winnings over $1,999.99, the IRS reporting threshold. I LIVE FOR THE BONUS ROUND is the feature everyone chases, and BUFFALOOOOO is the cry of the Buffalo slot, where three to five gold coins trigger 8 to 20 bonus spins. I'M FEELING A LITTLE SLOTTY and DON'T SLOT SHAME ME are the puns, and I GO TO THE CASINO TO VISIT MY MONEY is the rueful aside, in lowercase. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and the two strongest lines each come in a second colorway.