Skyrim Hats

Skyrim launched on November 11, 2011, and it has never really left. The Anniversary Edition was its sixth release, spread across 12 consoles, including a Skyrim built for Amazon's Alexa. Todd Howard explained the strategy in 2018: if you want us to stop releasing it, stop buying it. Players kept buying it, and kept making jokes. The arrow in the knee line was written by Emil Pagliarulo, and a Skill Tree meme that began in June 2017 pulled in more than 21,000 upvotes on its first template. The Stealth Archer is a recognised running joke, and Elder Scrolls VI is confirmed but has no date. These Skyrim hats are for the people who stayed. There are badges for SKYRIM and DOVAHKIIN, the shout FUS RO DAH, and the line the whole internet quotes about a knee. HEY YOU, YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE is the opening of a game that players have started more times than they can count, I'VE BOUGHT SKYRIM SEVEN TIMES is a loving exaggeration of the six releases, and I STEAL EVERY SWEETROLL is a guard's famous line turned into a confession. EVERY BUILD ENDS AS STEALTH ARCHER and the 400 mods that never get finished are the honest part, and OVERENCUMBERED covers the inventory. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for your own long playthrough, or for the friend who still says the knee line.