Single Until Series B Hats

"Single until Series B" is the line startup culture landed on to describe what building a company actually costs. It went from an in-group joke to a reported trend in a matter of months, picked apart by founders on one continent and pushed back on by founders on another. The reason it travels is that it is not really a brag. It is an admission that the company has quietly eaten the weekends, the hobbies, and a dating profile nobody has opened since the pre-seed. This collection takes that punchline and runs it through the rest of the founder vocabulary. Ramen profitable and emotionally unavailable. My cap table is my love language. 996 was not in the offer letter. My longest relationship is with my runway. Every design names something real from the job — a funding stage, a burn rate, a work schedule that made the business press — and then quietly admits what it costs. If you have ever explained a term sheet to someone who was trying to talk about their weekend, these are for you. All of them are embroidered in lowercase on purpose. The joke does not work in shouting capitals; it works said flatly, the way you would say it at 11pm to a co-founder who already knows. The hero phrase comes in classic black and in pink, and the rest run across navy, spruce, stone, cranberry, dark grey and light blue.