Shopaholic & Add To Cart Hats

The word shopaholic got its pop-culture register from Sophie Kinsella's Shopaholic series, and the habit it names has only gotten easier since. Instagram caption lists run on the same jokes: shopping is cardio, my cart is always full and my bank account is always empty, every day is Prime Day if you have no self control. The numbers back the instinct, too. FedEx's 2024 survey found 81% of shoppers are willing to spend more to qualify for free shipping, and more than half of online shoppers add to the cart to reach the threshold. A typical US Amazon customer spends roughly $1,000 a year, and a doormat reading "Please hide packages from husband" went viral when an Amazon driver hid a package behind a shrub to honor it. These shopaholic hats take that vocabulary seriously. The badges are the two phrases people type into search and click at checkout: SHOPAHOLIC and ADD TO CART. The sentence designs are the rationalisations: it was on sale so technically I saved money, I spent $40 more to get free shipping, I never abandon my cart, one click away from broke, and a delivery driver promoted to the wedding party. IT WAS ON SALE and the wedding party line each get a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Pick one for your own next unboxing, or give one to the spouse or sister who already has a standing appointment with the porch.