Scorpio Hats

Scorpio has the most self-mythologising reputation in the zodiac, and these hats lean into it. Online, the sign is read as secretive, intense and vengeful, and the memes built on that reading supply the voice here: the caption "Who do I trust? Me!", a warning not to anger a Scorpio and then expect a conversation, and a Blavity roundup of trust issues, small circles and an eye for an eye. The two badges, SCORPIO and SCORPIO SEASON, are plain name tags for the sign and for its stretch of the calendar, which runs from late October to late November, so they suit a November birthday. The sentence designs play the reputation as a bit. NEVER MAKE A SCORPIO MAD is the warning that sells on tees, now worn by the one it is about. SCORPIO I HAVE A FILE ON EVERYONE INCLUDING ME pushes the secretive streak to its logical end, and TRUST NO ONE boils the trust-issues theme down to three words. I'M SUCH A SCORPIO is the ironic excuse format that began with a July 2018 tweet that passed 2,300 retweets, a meme that mocks people for explaining bad behavior with their sign. On a hat, the wearer makes the joke first. I WILL OUTLIVE MY ENEMIES and MYSTERIOUS AND MILDLY THREATENING finish the set. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. NEVER MAKE A SCORPIO MAD and I HAVE A FILE ON EVERYONE each come in two colorways.