Sagittarius Hats

Sagittarius is the archer of the zodiac, a fire sign drawn as a centaur, and the sign's reputation online is blunt honesty, wariness about commitment and a restless need to move. These hats put those traits in the wearer's own voice. The two badges, SAGITTARIUS and SAGITTARIUS SEASON, name the sign and its run from late November to late December, which makes them an easy birthday gift. I SAID WHAT I SAID and BRUTALLY HONEST AND BOOKING FLIGHTS cover the bluntness that dating essays about the sign praise and dread in equal measure. ALLERGIC TO COMMITMENT and I'M ALREADY AT THE AIRPORT cover the freedom side. I'LL TRY ANYTHING TWICE twists the sign's trope that a Sagittarius will try anything once. THE ONLY SIGN WITH A WEAPON answers a question that keeps turning up in zodiac caption roundups, which asks why Sagittarius is the only sign with a weapon. MY WIT IS SHARPER THAN MY ARROWS borrows the archer's own tools for a caption line that circulates among the sign's fans. Most Sagittarius hats sold online are illustrations of bows, arrows and archers; these are the jokes instead. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. I SAID WHAT I SAID and THE ONLY SIGN WITH A WEAPON each come in two colorways.