RV Life & Vanlife Hats

RV owners already own the vocabulary, and these hats take it from the campground: the tow, the full hookups that beat a trip to the dump station, the fuel bill when the house is the vehicle, and the inheritance. RV LIFE and VANLIFE are the plain badges, VANLIFE in the one-word form of the hashtag Foster Huntington started in 2010, now on more than 10.6 million Instagram posts. I'M SEXY AND I TOW IT comes off the RV shirts sold at Walmart and on eBay, and HOME IS WHERE I PARK IT is the one-person version of the Home Is Where We Park It camper hat. SPENDING MY KIDS' INHERITANCE ON AN RV updates the We're Spending Our Kids' Inheritance bumper sticker, which dates to 1990 and named the SKI set. MY HOUSE GETS 8 MILES TO THE GALLON is close to the truth: big motorhomes typically get 7 to 9 mpg, and one owner's 39-foot diesel pusher got 7, towing or not. I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER borrows Chris Farley's SNL line for people who actually do. FULL HOOKUPS ONLY keeps the pun on water, electric and sewer at the site, and I DON'T CAMP I RV draws the line between the campfire crowd and the people with a rig. The lowercase lines bring leveling blocks, low expectations and an innuendo with a parenthetical. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and the two strongest lines each come in a second colorway.