Retired Teacher Hats

Teachers retire with their own vocabulary intact: the bell, the hall pass, the faculty meeting, the teacher voice. A retired teacher talking about the restroom is not being crude. High-school teachers work roughly 42-minute classes with about three minutes between them to reset and use the bathroom, which is why having that freedom back is the in-group joke this page is built on. Retirees also report that the first weeks of fall still feel like the start of the year, and that the school supply aisle stays irresistible. These retired teacher hats are written for the person leaving the classroom, and for the colleagues, kids and grandkids who give the gift at the retirement party. RETIRED TEACHER is the badge. SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER, CLASS DISMISSED and A TEACHING LEGEND HAS RETIRED are sentiments already sold on retirement hats and shirts, so they sit here as the familiar flags. Then the bits: MY HALL PASS NEVER EXPIRES, THE TEACHER VOICE STILL WORKS, FACULTY MEETING: DECLINED, THE BELL HAS NO POWER HERE, and I PEE WHENEVER I WANT for the bathroom joke teachers will recognise at once. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for yourself, or give one to the teacher who has earned a very long summer break.