Reptile Keeper Hats

No live collection on the site covers reptile keepers yet - Dog Dad, Cat Dad, Reactive Dog Owner and Aquarium & Fishkeeping are as close as the catalogue gets, and none of them speaks the reptile community's own dialect. These hats do. REPTILE MOM and REPTILE DAD anchor the set the same way Dog Dad and Cat Dad anchor theirs, then the sentence lines carry the specifics: DANGER NOODLE and NOPE ROPE are the community's own affectionate, and slightly terrified, nicknames for a pet snake, each one strong enough to earn a second colorway here. MY SNAKE'S DINNER IS NEXT TO THE ICE CREAM and I BUY CRICKETS BY THE THOUSAND name the two husbandry details that actually define the hobby, a freezer stocked with feeder mice next to the ice cream, and crickets bought by the thousand for anything with scales and an appetite. MY SNAKE IS A GOOD BOY borrows a dog owner's exact affection for an animal most people flinch from, and BALL PYTHON PARENT names the species that is usually a keeper's first snake. COLD BLOODED WARM HEARTED closes the set by taking the one fact everyone brings up about reptiles and turning it into the argument against it. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Pick DANGER NOODLE or NOPE ROPE in whichever colorway sounds more like you, or the one that sounds like the friend who still won't come near the tank.