Renaissance Faire Hats

Renaissance faires run spring through fall in every state, and the people who go are a loyal crowd: the regulars who sew their own garb, the friends who costume up every autumn, and the husbands who get dragged along. A search for renaissance festival hats on Amazon returns over 1,000 results, nearly all costume headwear, and almost none of them slogan dad hats. That gap is what this collection fills. RENAISSANCE FAIRE and HUZZAH are the plain badges for the search box, and RENAISSANCE MAN is the old compliment turned into a faire flag. The rest is the cosplay register: mock-noble disdain in EW, PEASANTS and VILLAGE IDIOT, the reluctant partner in KNIGHT IN SHINING CARGO SHORTS and RELUCTANT RENFAIRE HUSBAND, and the cheerfully mangled archaism of CHECK THYSELF BEFORE THOU WRECK THYSELF. MY KINGDOM FOR A TURKEY LEG bends Richard III toward the food stand, I MAKE MY OWN CHAINMAIL is for the true believer, and TAVERN WENCH and BORN 500 YEARS TOO LATE need no explanation at the mead line. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. EW, PEASANTS and KNIGHT IN SHINING CARGO SHORTS, the two strongest lines, each get a second colorway.