Redhead & Ginger Hats

Natural red hair belongs to fewer than two in every hundred people on earth (Cleveland Clinic puts it at less than 2% worldwide), and every one of them has heard the same jokes since the playground. These hats take the kit back. The badges say it plain: REDHEAD, NATURAL REDHEAD, GINGER PRIDE. There is an old rule that only a ginger gets to call another ginger a ginger, and these are for the people allowed to say it. The sentence designs own the rest. SOULLESS GINGER claims the no-soul joke, which one forum thread fairly calls "mostly just a joking meme", before anyone else can make it. REDHEAD SPF 100 is for the sunburn in April. MORE ANESTHESIA PLEASE, I'M A REDHEAD turns the much-quoted and much-argued anesthesia study into a check-in line for the dentist's chair. MY RED HAIR GIVES ME SUPER POWERS borrows a slogan already selling on redhead shirts, and REDHEAD: 2% OF THE WORLD, 100% THE PROBLEM does the arithmetic. DON'T MAKE THIS GINGER SNAP and NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A REDHEAD carry the temper. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. The two temper lines each come in a second colorway. Buy it for the ginger in your life, or for yourself if that is the ginger.