Raid Night MMO Hats

Every MMO player keeps two calendars, and the second one is the real one. Raid night is a fixed point in the week, it starts when it starts, and the guild has been told you will be there. These are custom embroidered hats for that person — the one who has explained to a partner, sincerely and more than once, that a raid is a prior commitment. The jokes here are the ones that outlive every expansion, because they are about people rather than patch notes. Nobody thanks the healer. The DPS meter doesn't lie. Somebody is always still waiting on a healer, somebody's alts have alts, and somebody is standing in the fire right now — which is why the first rule of raiding, through twenty-plus years of World of Warcraft and everything that followed it, is still don't stand in the fire. That line is on two hats here: once as the callout and once as the confession, because both of those people exist and are usually the same person. Nothing on these hats needs a wiki to read. They are set the way raid chat actually sounds — shouted in bold caps when it is a warning, muttered in lowercase serif when it is a complaint. Wear one to a LAN, to a family dinner, or to the grocery run you are doing before invites go out.