Presidential History Nerd Hats

Presidential history nerds rank, collect and argue. The National Archives runs 13 presidential libraries and museums, from Hoover through George W. Bush, and a $10 passport is stamped at each one; finish them all and you earn a bonus token. The rankings talk is just as devoted: "James K. Polk is number one because he accomplished everything he set out to do" is a sentence people really type into forums, and the obscure presidents get defended with the same energy. Campaign-slogan shirts such as "I Got Drunk and Voted Millard Fillmore" and "Vote Whig" already sell to this crowd. These presidential history nerd hats stay strictly historical. Lincoln was inducted into the National Wrestling Hall of Fame as an Outstanding American in 1992. John Quincy Adams skinny-dipped in the Potomac around 5 AM, even as president. William Henry Harrison gave the longest inaugural address, 8,445 words in just under two hours, and died a month later, though historians now dispute that the speech or the weather killed him. Grover Cleveland was both the 22nd and the 24th president. Each line treats a scrap of trivia as personal scripture. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the next library stop, or give it to the person who keeps a ranked list of the presidents.