Power Tool Guy Hats

Milwaukee red and DeWalt yellow are the two colors of the oldest argument in the garage. ToolGuyd readers noticed the rivalry in the red and yellow of a Deadpool and Wolverine movie poster, and Fox News deals coverage frames the choice as "Are you team yellow or red?" The loyalty has a mechanical basis: Milwaukee's M12 and M18 batteries are not interchangeable, and DeWalt accessories run on 12V and 20V batteries, so every new drill is really a vote for a platform. Garage Journal's DeWalt addiction thread shows where that ends, with one poster who wants all his tools to match. These power tool guy hats cover the condition. Badges name the guy and fly the brand colors, MILWAUKEE MAN and DEWALT DAD, and the sentence designs carry the marriage to a battery platform, the borrowed-tool rule where only the cheap brand goes out, and the promise that one more drill will be enough. Harbor Freight sits at the other end of the garage. SlashGear recommends it for tools you will probably only use once or twice, which is the whole premise of the hat that says it only has to work once. This is not the pro mechanic's tool-truck line from Funny Mechanic Hats, or the proverb in Bad Artist Blames His Tools. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for your own garage, or for the dad who owns the matching drills.