Polymarket Jesus Betting Meme Hats

When Polymarket opened a prediction market on the Second Coming of Christ, the internet did what it does best—turned it into memes. "FREE MONEY FOR ATHEISTS" became the rallying cry for skeptics placing bets, while true believers countered with "JESUS RETURN LONG" in full crypto-bro vernacular. This collection captures the absurdist collision of eschatology and prediction markets. From "DIAMOND HANDS FAITH" for those holding their spiritual positions to "NO CAP JESUS" for the Gen Z faithful, these custom embroidered hats let you wear your stance on the most speculative bet in human history. Whether you are in your "2027 READY" era, part of the "SCRIPTURE GANG," or just here for "THE RECKONING," there is a hat that speaks to your level of conviction. Each design is embroidered on premium structured caps in colors that match the energy—Cranberry for bold statements, Navy for serious positions, Black for the faithful, and Pink for irreverent takes.