Plant Parent Hats

It started with one pothos on the windowsill. Then a monstera, then a fiddle leaf fig that dropped half its leaves the day it came home. Now there is a shelf with a purple grow light, a row of jars full of rooting cuttings, a name for every plant and a mandatory tour for every guest. Plant parents share everything except a straight answer. Is it overwatered or underwatered? Every yellow leaf could mean either. Bright indirect light is printed on every care tag and means nothing in any real apartment. The fungus gnats are back. And there is always room for one more plant, especially from the clearance rack. These plant parent hats are for plant dads, plant moms, crazy plant ladies and anyone who has ever cancelled plans because the plants needed watering. The basics, the classic puns and a couple of lines of our own. A good gift for a plant lover. Embroidered, unstructured dad hats, made to order, with green thread on the light colours.