Pie Baker Hats

Pie bakers hold strong views about crust, and these hats let them say so. PIE BAKER and PIE LOVER are the plain badges for anyone who owns more than one pie plate. The sentence designs borrow the bakery's own arguments. Butter gives a crust better flavor and steam for flakiness, while lard dough is more pliable and cracks less when rolled, so PIE CRUST: FLAKY, BUTTERY, SLIGHTLY ARROGANT speaks for a baker with opinions about both. THE CRUST IS FROM SCRATCH SINCE YOU ASKED claims the standard at the Nebraska State Fair pie contest, where every crust must be homemade and no mixes are allowed. Pumpkin edged out apple as America's favorite pie in an August 2025 survey of 6,985 people, 24 percent to 23, which is the kind of margin that starts arguments at Thanksgiving, and PIES BAKED FOR THANKSGIVING: 11 GUESTS: 4 keeps the ledger. THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR PIE and PIE > CAKE are the plain sayings, I DON'T EAT HUMBLE PIE I BAKE IT turns an old idiom around, and COBBLER IS JUST A LAZY PIE settles a dessert argument for good. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. PIE CRUST: FLAKY, BUTTERY, SLIGHTLY ARROGANT and COBBLER IS JUST A LAZY PIE each come in two colorways.