Per My Last Email Hats

"Per my last email" is one of the two or three most recognized passive-aggressive stock phrases in office culture, right up there with its cousin "as previously discussed" -- the resend that means you didn't read it the first time. This collection is built on that whole register: the openers, the closers, and the signatures everyone recognizes on sight. "I hope this email finds you well" is the single most parodied opener in the genre, mocked across years of workplace-humor content for how little it actually means. "Please advise" does the same work from the other end, a polite-looking closer that is really a demand for someone else to make the decision. The set also covers the smaller tics of the format: the auto-signature ("Sent from my iPhone") repurposed as an excuse for a short, cold reply; the Friday-at-4:59-PM send that is really an attempt to disappear a problem into the weekend; and reply-all, used here not as a complaint about a coworker but as a confession, the wearer admitting they are the one who can't stop doing it. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear the opener, wear the threat, or wear the confession -- whichever part of your own inbox you're ready to own.