Parrot & Pet Bird Owner Hats

Parrots are the pet that outlasts the person. National Geographic notes that parrots live 70 years or more, and cockatoos and Amazons can reach 60 or beyond, which is why experts advise naming the bird in a will or a pet trust. For the people who live with them, that long commitment comes with a daily soundtrack: owners on Parrot Forums describe a conure that knocks on the floor like a door, a bird that fools the whole house with a package-arrival sound, and parrots that do a spot-on microwave beep until the dogs run to the kitchen. Conures also chew and bite clothes, so a shirt with holes in it is a badge of honor. These pet bird hats are for the household that shares its couch, its shoulder and its will with a feathered roommate. Badges name the species and the role, from bird mom to parrot dad to cockatiel dad. The sentence designs carry the jokes owners trade on forums and tees: the market-proven Love Hurts line for the conure bite, the parrot that only learned the bad words, the perfect microwave beep, the dinosaur on the shoulder, and the bird who is getting the house. This is pet birds in the home, separate from Funny Birder, which is about wild birdwatching. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one on a bird-store run, or give one to the friend whose parrot has outlasted three of their apartments.