Parent of a Teenager Hats

A teenager has a way of turning the person who raised them into the least cool object in the house, and these hats let the parent of a teenager wear that demotion with pride. The badge, PARENT OF A TEENAGER, names the stage for anyone raising a 13 to 19 year old. Every longer line points at the wearer. One admits to knowing nothing, apparently, which tracks for any parent whose every instruction is answered with an exasperated "I KNOW!" One reports being cringe according to the person who would know, the verdict one mom got for asking her son to make his bed. One pays for the phone that ignores them, in a country where roughly two-thirds of parents told a 2018 Pew survey they worry about their teen's screen time. One causes eye rolls professionally, and one has changed the wifi password and called a family meeting at seven. One takes the viral thumbs-up reply to an "i love you" text and frames it, and one loves their teen from the hallway, a safe distance from a bedroom even the Roomba will not enter. The gift aisle is full of teenage-daughter survivor shirts; these skip the survival story and go straight to the joke. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and I'M CRINGE ACCORDING TO MY TEENAGER and I PAY FOR THE PHONE THAT IGNORES ME each come in a second colorway. A gift for a birthday, Father's Day or Mother's Day.