Nursing School Hats

Nursing school has its own language, and these hats are written in it. Select all that apply is the question format students dread, a care plan is the paperwork that eats the weekend, and a nursing diagnosis is charted in a notation where r/t means related to. The two badges, NURSING STUDENT and FUTURE NURSE, are for the student, the parent and the partner shopping for a first-day or pinning-ceremony gift. The rest are for a cohort that gets the joke: IF IT'S NOT DOCUMENTED IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, the rule students start repeating in their first clinical rotation; NURSING DIAGNOSIS: SLEEP DEPRIVATION R/T NURSING SCHOOL, written like a real care plan line; CARE PLANS ARE FAN FICTION; and THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS AIRWAY, the airway-first rule every exam taker clings to even when an instructor says it depends. I PASSED THE NCLEX is for the day the licensing exam is finally behind you, and NURSING SCHOOL CLASS OF 2027 pins the hat to a graduation year worth remembering. SELECT ALL THAT APPLY and THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS AIRWAY each come in a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, made for the student who has a laminated study guide in the car and needs one thing in the wardrobe that is not scrubs.