Nap Hats

Napping is a big, cheerful, gift-friendly topic: Zazzle listed more than 18,000 nap shirts when we checked, and Redbubble sellers already sell Power Napper and Professional Napper dad hats. It even has its own day. National Napping Day falls on the Monday after the clocks spring forward, created in 1999 by Boston University psychology professor William Anthony and Camille Anthony. These hats wear aspirational laziness as a flag. NAP QUEEN and NAP KING are the plain badges, and POWER NAPPER, set in an arch, is the phrase people type into the search box. NASA's 1995 study found a 26-minute nap gave a 54% boost in alertness, which is why MY POWER NAPS ARE THREE HOURS LONG is a contradiction worth wearing. I WASN'T SLEEPING I WAS RESTING MY EYES is the dad denial MEL Magazine ties to the old "real men don't sleep" stereotype, set as a quiet lowercase aside. JESUS TOOK NAPS is a faith-humor crossover sold on Zazzle, WORK HARD NAP HARDER borrows the effort-escalation template nap shirts run on, and I'M VERY TIRED BETWEEN NAPS is already a Walmart shirt title. COMPETITIVE NAPPER and I CAN NAP ANYWHERE AND I WILL claim the sport, and WEEKEND PLANS lists nap, then another nap. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and JESUS TOOK NAPS comes in two colorways. Wear it to the recliner, the lake, or the couch after Sunday lunch.